On the first day of Winter my true love sent to me: one pair of knee high snow boots
Your toes will always be warm with the thick wool lining and the sheepskin footbed of these boots. You will start wearing these boots every day from now on.
On the second day of Winter my true love sent to me: two pairs of insulated snow pants
Whenever you go out outside, you will wear a pair. Taking off your boots to put them on and take them off is quite the task, so you might want to just keep the snow pants on when running any errands.
On the third day of Winter my true love sent to me: three ultra warm ankle length maxi down coats, with a faux fur trimmed hood
Your old coats won't cut it any more. With three colors to choose from, you'll have plenty of variety, even if all are equally ultra warm.
On the fifth day of Winter my true love sent to me: four chunky winter hats, with an attached neck warmer.
You won't be loosing any hats or scarves now that they are combined into a single super snuggly garment. It's a bit tight to put your head in with the thick faux lining inside, but I can assure you once it's on, it's won't slip off. Never leave your house without your hat on.
On the fifth day of Winter my true love sent to me: five infinity faux fur scarves.
Sure the hat has a thick neck warmer lined in warm fur, but a nice fur scarf will always look nice. And you can keep your scarf on while indoors.
On the sixth day of Winter my true love sent to me: six down quilted mittens
With three pairs, you will have colors to match your coat
To shape you and keep you in your best posture while making you sweat, just like your own personal sauna
On the eighth day of Winter my true love sent to me: eight thick cable knit wool turtleneck sweaters
Stop fidgeting with your the collar of your turtleneck! I know it might be a little itchy, but it's meant to be high and snug.
On the ninth day of Winter my true love sent to me: nine long down quilted vests
The vests will make sure you are warm, when inside or outside. They reach to just where your new boots reach, to make sure you're warmly bundled top to bottom. Your new coats have room to accommodate these vests, although just barely.
On the tenth day of Winter my true love sent to me: ten leather gloves
They even fit inside your mittens when outside. They might be a little snug, so they'll severely limit what your naughty little hands can do, but I'm sure you don't want to end on the naughty list anyway.
These thick winter legging will cover keep you warm and toasty, with a buttery soft and smooth fleece-lined material. Almost too warm to wear with your snow pants... almost.
You have so many, you'll wear two at a time!
And I'm sure you can't even wait to see what your actual Christmas present is.